tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

neil-gaiman:

vinylattes:

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.

dailyaziraphale:

Aziraphale Of The Day: serotonin is stored in this image

versegm:

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It’s good for the health. Doesn’t have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it’s fine.

alivedean:

alexxuun:

“…Sounds a bit unlikely.”

All they need was to look into each other’s eyes…

cbrcbbr:

*4 Minutes to Save the World playing in the background*

brighteyedspitz:

brighteyedspitz:

check out the whiskers on this dude we have at work rn

went out and took some more pics of the whiskery dude. he is very sweet and lovey. his name is tokidoki btw.

ad-wills:

it slipped my mind…