“Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.”—Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via mermaidmilk)
A man who is 5’5” just emailed me on dating site. Umm. I’m 5’9”. It says it on my profile. He’s got to be kidding.
Disappointing. Wish there were more tall women who did not subscribe to the belief that a man should be taller than the woman he is dating. It’s just another example of hegemonic masculinity. A short guy could easily only date short women, but he might be missing out on some possible amazing relationships.
Wow, OP is a jerk
short guys = awesome. tall guys = also awesome. I don’t see what the big deal is to date someone who’s taller than you.
Does Portal 2 Promote a Secret Gay Agenda? ChristWire Thinks So.
There are two adorable robots. Who doesn’t love robots? Kids sure do. Well, these 2 robots are a homosexual couple. The tall one is the dominate bear and the little one is the swishing bottom… Instead of penises, they have glowing…
Also when we got home last night, there was a strange car in front of our house. Every house has room for 3 cars in front of it. We assumed it was one of James’s friends. We had to park in the visitor parking.
Turns out nobody knows who the fuck it is and he’s mooching a parking spot off of us. I have no idea what to do about this, but it bothers me. :/
A gender neutral equivalent of ma’am/sir. There isn’t one, but there should be.
I mean… I use ma’am/sir constantly. Anyone more than five years older than me is ma’am/sir. Often at the end of every sentence, if I really wanna be a little suck up. So I need a gender neutral version…
A waiter called me ma’am the other day and I almost fell out of my chair. It’s alarming. It’s like people are so proud of themselves for “guessing” the right gender, like they expect you to be flattered or something.