April 2011
Apr 30th
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“Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do...”
– Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via mermaidmilk)
Apr 30th
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Height. Yeah. It's a factor.
aleafails: fuckyeahshortguys: effmydatinglife: A man who is 5’5” just emailed me on dating site. Umm. I’m 5’9”. It says it on my profile. He’s got to be kidding. -B Disappointing. Wish there were more tall women who did not subscribe to the belief that a man should be taller than the woman he is dating. It’s just another example of hegemonic masculinity. A short guy could easily only date...
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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last night I got really depressed and thought “what if I never have sex again” and cried. I felt so selfish. I still feel selfish. I can’t make Kyle want sex. He told me it makes him feel ill when he thinks about it and he doesn’t even know why. When people post gifs of sex or talk about it, it’s almost triggering to me because I have to hide the posts and I get...
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Apr 28th
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LGBT Laughs: Game play takes place in a giant gay... →
lgbtlaughs: Does Portal 2 Promote a Secret Gay Agenda? ChristWire Thinks So. There are two adorable robots. Who doesn’t love robots? Kids sure do. Well, these 2 robots are a homosexual couple. The tall one is the dominate bear and the little one is the swishing bottom… Instead of penises, they have glowing… ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Also when we got home last night, there was a strange car in front of our house. Every house has room for 3 cars in front of it. We assumed it was one of James’s friends. We had to park in the visitor parking. Turns out nobody knows who the fuck it is and he’s mooching a parking spot off of us. I have no idea what to do about this, but it bothers me. :/
Apr 27th
>feel really hungry so make something to eat >barf immediately after eating  well, this sucks
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That awkward moment when someone jokes about...
lichdog: fyawkward: gpoy every time 
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Apr 22nd
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i-xviii asked: i feel like a jerk for not remembering giving you my address (unless i didnt? idk im so confused) but i just got my bracelets and i love them!!!! :D
Apr 22nd
Handing Out Stars: You know what we don't have but... →
exvee: squidbait: A gender neutral equivalent of ma’am/sir. There isn’t one, but there should be. I mean… I use ma’am/sir constantly. Anyone more than five years older than me is ma’am/sir. Often at the end of every sentence, if I really wanna be a little suck up. So I need a gender neutral version… A waiter called me ma’am the other day and I almost fell out of my chair. It’s alarming....
Apr 22nd
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